Greetings and Welcome

August 3, 2010

Gentlemen, Dandyfolk, Bohemians and those of a gentlemasculine persuasion,

Greetings and Welcome to Professor Dandy’sManChat. I shall attempt, over themonths and issues to come, here on this small parcel of typeprint-turfto which I have been afforded, toshare with you my rambling thoughts and reflections addressing. Manhood and its relationshipto sex-positivity and our belovedcommunities. Oh, to be a Man in the Bay Areatoday and even more venturesomeyet, a masculine person inclined to-wards Style and Grace! There aresome of you who would no doubtagree that to be surrounded by ‘Empowered Goddesses’ as we cur-rently find ourselves to be a happyblessing! But may I dare suggest,my swaggering brethren, upon fearof disdain, that such is both reasonto rejoice and despair? Why? ForGentlemen, sadly have I on toomany occasions been witness toour kind ‘lowering the bar’! How?Why, under pretense of simperingfalse humility: resorting to sadone-liners or even (dare I mention) the dreaded ‘Cock-Block’…all in order to gain favor of these noble MANCHAT creatures! (We will not even mention the blasphemous ‘shirt-cock’— no, for it is well before myevening cocktail. *shudder*) It isnot I who throws the proverbialgauntlet down to you, Good Sirs,no…but Nature Herself. Surely,would you not agree with me that to ‘party hearty’ in the company of such Feminine power is in and of it-self an invitation to ‘up our game’as it were, to stand in our full naked Glory, that we more grace-fully inhabit our sex on those play-ing fields where Naturestimeless dance beckons? So to those of you so phallically endowed bynature (or by localsex shop-keep) con-sider the gauntletthrown down! It is my sincere hope that in the monthsto come, we may we“all benefit by yourconsidered attentionsto the guiding sugges-tions put forth by this meager column.


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